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Just funny stuff that I find on the web, or make up…

Strange AIM ‘Bots

By Joel 'Jaykul' Bennett on 15-Jun-2007

So I recently got some new AOL buddies in a folder called “AIM Bots” ... which as far as I know of, I never asked for, and don’t know where they came from. A couple of them looked interesting … but this one in particular I couldn’t figure out what it was, so I figured, [...]

Posted in Huddled | Tagged Funny, Rants | 6 Responses

Mac users more secure?

By Joel 'Jaykul' Bennett on 01-Jun-2007

So David Morgenstern over at eWeek has an opinion piece claiming that “PC users should forget their outrage and come to understand that life isn’t fair. The Mac platform is more secure than Windows and will continue to be so.” Just for fun, I’m not going to try to debate that. It’s absolutely true (as [...]

Posted in Huddled | Tagged Funny, News, Software

Starkly Esses

By Joel 'Jaykul' Bennett on 11-Apr-2007

She sells sea shells by the sea shore. She sees someone slowly strolling, simply strolling by the seashore. She sees someone sighing, slowly strolling. Sighing sadly, he is strangely silent, slowly sidling down the sidewalk. Slowly strolling sadly by the sea shore. She steps softly somewhat closer, sees his eyes shift slightly toward her. In [...]

| Tagged Funny, Personal | 1 Response

LeapFrog and PC childrens toys

By Joel 'Jaykul' Bennett on 07-Apr-2007

I have a funny story about politically correct toys. Well, cautious toys, anyway. We got this “Word Whammer” from LeapFrog this week. They make these fridge toys that come with a bunch of letter magnets, and three slots that you can put the letters into. When you put a letter in, it reads it and [...]

| Tagged Funny, Gadgets, Personal, Rants

The Random File: Canadian Mad Scientist

By Joel 'Jaykul' Bennett on 15-Jan-2007

It’s been awhile since I posted something this unrelated to programming, gadgets, or my life, but I’m rather amused by the latest news about Canadian mad scientist Troy Hurtubise of Project Grizzly fame. This is the guy who tested his grizzly-proof suit by jumping in front of a 5-ton pickup truck going 30 miles an [...]

| Tagged Funny, News, Science

IE7 will be a “high priority” update

By Joel 'Jaykul' Bennett on 31-Jul-2006

I hadn’t seen the news anywhere that Internet Explorer 7 was going to be delivered as a high priority update, thus automatically installing it for the large percentage of the populace that uses automatic updates… in fact, the first hint I had was when the Internet Explorer 7 Blocker Toolkit showed up on my Microsoft [...]

| Tagged Funny, Internet, News, Software

Kyle gets his house

By Joel 'Jaykul' Bennett on 10-Jul-2006

Normally, I don’t indulge in linking to other people’s blogs just because they’re interesting … but I’m making an exception for Kyle MacDonald, because he recently completed his quest to trade one red paperclip for a house. Yep, you read that right. He started with a red paperclip, and bartered his way through a doorknob, [...]

| Tagged Funny, News

Why not PDFs?

By Joel 'Jaykul' Bennett on 15-May-2006

Adobe Acrobat’s Portable Document Format (PDF) is a great file format primarily because it allows documents formatted for printing to be sent electronically in a format that is viewable on nearly all operating systems. This includes things like formatted mathematical formulas, inline images with text wrapped around them, page-based layout, columns and all the niceties [...]

| Tagged Development, Funny, Internet, Rants | 1 Response

Talk Like a Pirate Today. Aaarrh!

By Joel 'Jaykul' Bennett on 19-Sep-2005

That’s right matey, it’s done rolled around to Sept the 19th again, and shiver me timbers if that doesn’t mean it’s time to talk like a Pirate before I blast your scurvy hide out of the water … arrrr!

| Tagged Funny

An arm and a leg for gas!

By Joel 'Jaykul' Bennett on 01-Sep-2005

Well, gas prices keep getting higher … but this is ridiculous

| Tagged Funny | 3 Responses

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About Huddled Masses

This is web site is dedicated to the musings of Joel Bennett (aka Jaykul) about technology, software, software development, the web, and the world.

Any resemblance of the views expressed and the views of my employer, my terminal, or the view out my window are purely coincidental. The resemblance between them and my own views is non-deterministic. The question of the existence of views in the absence of anyone to hold them is left as an exercise for the reader.

P.S.: I occasionally link to things I think are great. When I do, I occasionally find a "referral code" so I can make a little cash. I promise that I don't link to anything just because of that cash (I wouldn't cross the street for the amount of cash those links bring in, never mind write a whole blog post) ... but I do not promise that things I link to will stay great as time passes, nor that you will agree with me about their greatness!

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